I mean I’ve had food that is way better than sex itself…..Tumblr (3.0; @ph33rth3l33t)http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l557pqPwXy1qarjnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://keystomykingdom.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">keystomykingdom</a>, <a href="http://darksilenceinsuburbia.tumblr.com/post/777173437/hy-sandham-1887-via" class="tumblr_blog">darksilenceinsuburbia</a>)</p>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53426910434http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53426910434Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:39:06 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ded9afd68b24f08e4d5ed793a38af0f4/tumblr_mo99vy52Ma1ronwz0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53421383845http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53421383845Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:19:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f123b061f7862eafe9265870d83f5c76/tumblr_mono59Crmp1qa8q3yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/53380107243/the-goomba-super-mario-bros-shot-ingredients" class="tumblr_blog">thedrunkenmoogle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>The Goomba (Super Mario Bros. shot)</strong></p> <p><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br/><em><span>2 parts Sweet & Sour mix<br/></span><span>1 part Vodka<br/></span><span>1 part 99 Peaches<br/>1 part UV Red vodka</span></em></p> <p><strong>Directions:</strong> Mix the sweet and sour mix, plain vodka, and 99 Peaches in a shaker and pour in a shot glass. Carefully layer the UV Red vodka on top. Serve, and be careful not to squish.</p> <p>Drink created and photographed by <a href="http://purias.tumblr.com/">Purias</a>.</p></blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418161196http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418161196Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:19:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makst3172T1qahplio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thethorstontwins.tumblr.com/post/48321743812/bloodmothers-now-its-time-for-so-long-but">thethorstontwins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloodmothers.tumblr.com/post/31839079457/now-its-time-for-so-long-but-well-sing-just-one">bloodmothers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Now it’s time for so long<br/>But we’ll sing just <em>one</em> more song</p> </blockquote> <p>they never sang this at the end of the college episode… BECAUSE THEY KNEW IT’D BE TOO SAD…………………. </p> </blockquote> <p>I…I NEVER REALIZED THAT….</p> <p>;_____;</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418154696http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418154696Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:18:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fe8d6fb8d94c5b3cce99108611705b5/tumblr_moj54wnekU1qa8kbzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gottacatchemall.tumblr.com/post/53392771497/via" class="tumblr_blog">gottacatchemall</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://www.pixiv.com/works/36435206">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418126586http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418126586Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:18:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97ddfb3d116bb6fa1c3cb7c935ebb1df/tumblr_mn34tr2I8C1ri1rjmo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43e386d401406a4e62533ab2c55e63fe/tumblr_mn34tr2I8C1ri1rjmo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71ad44048984b873d628e3106ced7b4a/tumblr_mn34tr2I8C1ri1rjmo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c35c029727c2328e2d8c1c62e519766/tumblr_mn34tr2I8C1ri1rjmo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokescans.tumblr.com/post/52264865059/i-believe-these-are-postcards-they-were-not">pokescans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I believe these are postcards. They were not scanned by me!</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418088641http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53418088641Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:17:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessmadibear.tumblr.com/post/53223458921/gendercake-imperfekct-gendercake-i">princessmadibear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gendercake.tumblr.com/post/53047302170/imperfekct-gendercake-i-stopped-believing-in">gendercake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imperfekct.tumblr.com/post/53042889317">imperfekct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gendercake.tumblr.com/post/53040666471/i-stopped-believing-in-things-once-trix-cereal">gendercake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit</p> </blockquote> <p>What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?</p> </blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>WAIT A FUCKING SECOND</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53350040653http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53350040653Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:17:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ea7ec85df9550917a566f91f04b3e4b/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo6_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4cd301b4c2bab2daa75b50794bd805b/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aea19272d94e946d7c434bd2d08dfbe0/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba9fdd9033a665c8cba6bb8733124926/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo8_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd3eab6f61f4abfebc630536aa593932/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo9_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e573788870547881a8fbafdc0a7428f/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91a4016db5bf95d253c2a6b99afb1e77/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo3_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/433df9026e21ca6e8aad5830303e5ebe/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo4_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/772753fb08224d93103ef8b2464de06e/tumblr_moik1lKSZy1qzprlbo5_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/53207345228/bring-it-inside">kateoplis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <a href="http://www.thingsmagazine.net/?p=10564&utm_source=feedly">Bring it inside</a></span><span>. </span><a href="http://www.home-designing.com/2013/04/vertical-gardens"><br/></a></p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53345693705http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53345693705Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:57:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b1662c477c61ee3abca0f2b22647969/tumblr_mom82vyZYP1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.4gifs.com/post/53320313709/internet-irl-cat-party">4gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Internet IRL</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53345616718http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53345616718Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:55:46 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a78ee6633a31c5effcf0ad576fd9e1dc/tumblr_molz3lOBq51qb255to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I cut myself trying to give this fucker cat food. NO ONE TOLD ME CAT FOODS ARE DANGEROUS TO OPEN -_-. #stupid #kitten #straycatsofinstagram #itstillwontgonearme</p>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53306827645http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53306827645Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:45:21 -0700straycatsofinstagramstupiditstillwontgonearmekitten<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qTl1asCDOgs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/53083336887/shavingryansprivates-textposter-i-cant">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shavingryansprivat.es/post/53083085359/textposter-i-cant-believe-it-this-is-my">shavingryansprivates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://textposter.tumblr.com/post/53075866645/i-cant-believe-it">textposter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i can’t believe it</p> </blockquote> <p>this is my first time ever hearing gangnam style and wow what a way to experience a new thing</p> </blockquote> <p>IM SO HAPPY</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53266144739http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53266144739Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:58:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2994ff7271c43364777dbc25dca06ec/tumblr_mokrgo4QPa1qdnhdbo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vacancynoticee.tumblr.com/post/53259235378/awww" class="tumblr_blog">vacancynoticee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Awww♥</p></blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53266046787http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53266046787Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:55:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a931694f429f601940727f17cd0bdd16/tumblr_mofuq78xZh1qbyxr0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/885a9bad63be37476d774599fa64e101/tumblr_mofuq78xZh1qbyxr0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13c3e074dcce2e6eca5ba471f1aa08b3/tumblr_mofuq78xZh1qbyxr0o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lexxerduglas.tumblr.com/post/53064858128/clorinspats-shade-rartblog">lexxerduglas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clorinspats.tumblr.com/post/53064619721/shade-rartblog-thewingedshadow">clorinspats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shade-rartblog.tumblr.com/post/53044395982/thewingedshadow-elliotexplicit-cineraria">shade-rartblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewingedshadow.tumblr.com/post/53041684913/elliotexplicit-cineraria-how-to-fold-a-shirt">thewingedshadow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elliotexplicit.tumblr.com/post/53026787358/cineraria-how-to-fold-a-shirt-in-under-2">elliotexplicit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cineraria.tumblr.com/post/53025149688/how-to-fold-a-shirt-in-under-2-seconds-youtube">cineraria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz6rjbw0ZA0">How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube</a><br/> 伊東家の食卓</p> </blockquote> <p>I just did this. Legit.</p> </blockquote> <p>the fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>Clearly this is black magic at work here</p> </blockquote> <p>been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT THE SHIT</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53265999118http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53265999118Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:53:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a535ceb07b8fe98d9e0dbe09512c30cc/tumblr_mn3ubpRqSN1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c945358928e0e19a8e88e0596cc4a74/tumblr_mn3ubpRqSN1qzk2upo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veritasdico.tumblr.com/post/53238860745/inourunderwearinaforest-demifasulo">veritasdico</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inourunderwearinaforest.tumblr.com/post/53238489326/demifasulo-amazingphanonfire-or-you-could">inourunderwearinaforest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demifasulo.tumblr.com/post/53237565825/amazingphanonfire-or-you-could-hide-cocaine-in">demifasulo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amazingphanonfire.tumblr.com/post/50950139641/or-you-could-hide-cocaine-in-there">amazingphanonfire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>or you could hide cocaine in there </p> </blockquote> <p>^</p> </blockquote> <p>^</p> </blockquote> <p>^</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53252308880http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53252308880Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:07:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da44adf6742d0262e4eaf86829112453/tumblr_moj5vssQfg1qa8kbzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ab74d724d5e766c70e5fcfb7424fd18/tumblr_moj5vssQfg1qa8kbzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://gottacatchemall.tumblr.com/post/53247640794" class="tumblr_blog">gottacatchemall</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://www.pixiv.com/works/36385081">時代はめぐる</a>]</p></blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53252180914http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53252180914Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:05:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2a2c2ea1a5f094cc1d1d9361210acf8/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa26e6cc48e81da96a761249167cee0c/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef5f3575f583625d5d2a9b01d180e1c6/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6121112fa2a89435dfe4e661dbcdb76/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>The Villager</em></p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53252143581http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53252143581Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:04:39 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e758b2876e930b8b0bbe5e2528beee64/tumblr_moh7p76IUY1s81n07o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53234050935http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53234050935Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:49:05 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anzuchu.tumblr.com/post/51769643740">anzuchu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sucking and biting is nice <span>(◡‿◡✿)</span></p> <p><span>Spanking is nice too </span><span>(◕‿◕✿)</span></p> <p><span>But if you tie me up and do all three that would be really great </span><span> </span><span>(</span><span>ʘ‿ʘ</span><span>✿)</span></p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53234011624http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53234011624Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:48:30 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88dfedc9a803b7243bef7a0d9c80e42a/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76b5a8f9c08f7e5a91aae05b8c04b88b/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/156cbe81d2bd9909186d86a2b8227018/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a458abb42ad0ddb807416da762a8e620/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce5c70ec917771d06dc31fa7cdd344f4/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3542e7ab787f7efe851d9da8f0ef83a/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70f29c56198c51d69d8f0947fe1c6b0f/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61fe881c806f299926d4831e3138ecc2/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dd684a5c5c2465573832bd92575ed0c/tumblr_moj21mYLpy1rocxc0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53233983487http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53233983487Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:48:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09893902edd16a48adeb14b98ce8f1c1/tumblr_mn2ye13IYD1ryd13eo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhenne-bean.tumblr.com/post/50972449280/thatsbrutaldude-lick-lick-screams">jhenne-bean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatsbrutaldude.tumblr.com/post/50885316958/lick-lick">thatsbrutaldude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lick Lick</p> </blockquote> <p>/SCREAMS</p> </blockquote>http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53233967166http://ph33rth3l33t.tumblr.com/post/53233967166Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:47:51 -0700